Google TiSP, networking while you sit and think.

Leave to the boys at Google to come up with a new means of networking (you don't think the women would come up with this do you?), and it was right there under our seat all along. TiSP, the new going-with-the-flow networking innovation is designed to leverage your existing pipes and toilets.

Clearly Google has spent a lot of sitting and thinking about this new means of connecting people at a time when many are viewing more traditional offline vehicles like magazines and newspapers. Now you can easily and quickly surf with others in a similar position.

And we at Think-eBiz are now providing a new service, Septic Engagement Optimization (SEO), which will increase your PR (Potty Ranking). More on this new service when we return from the john.

Hello,
We have just opening a new service agency, Septic Engagement Optimization (SEO), to help people get the most of their TiSP experience. For instance, although we do not know the inard workings at Google, we have found that there is a higher level of thru-put when the toilet has a Thousand-Flush tablet in place, rather than using Tilex cleaners, which can dampen signal and reduce relevane.

And using a 2-Ply Toilet Paper can impede signal strength but there may be issues with to much 1-Ply usage as well, a spamming situation perhaps.

Our services also can help improve TiSP Linking to garner higher PR  (potty ranking).

Thank You

Stephen Harris
www.think-ebiz.com    where you do your business, we do ours!

One warning however from the Google TiSP FAQ

Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

See other press and product released that Google made on April 1st ( this one did. And this one. And this one, and this one, and this one)  Hey wait a minute! This is an April Fools joke??? Oh, we thought this was a new technology breakthrough. Damn they tricked us again!!

Comments

[KaRL]

Google offering wireless broadband service isn't too surprising. I expected Google to make a move in ISP filed for a while, especially dedicated Internet access lines. Their recent acquisitions of dark fiber and Internet hosting start-ups is indication to that. This April fool joke might be just a hint of Google's more realistic plans for the near future!

Karl,
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[john]

Google can just about do anything these days and this is a funny story on becoming a high speed internet provider lol. http://t1-lines.net

[T1 internet]

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